Mostly Mashed Potatoes
Created by Various Artists
Performed by Vito
Ingredients
Mashed Potatoes
- <span><input type="number" id="potatoes" style="width:3.4rem;" name="potatoes" min="1" value="4" onfocus="this.oninput()" oninput="document.getElementById('golds').innerHTML = Math.floor(this.value*.66667) + ' lbs'; document.getElementById('russets').innerHTML = Math.ceil(this.value*.33333) + ' lbs'; document.getElementById('butter').innerHTML = this.value*.5 + ' sticks'; document.getElementById('milk').innerHTML = this.value/4 + ' cups'; document.getElementById('hcream').innerHTML = this.value/8 + ' cups'; document.getElementById('salt').innerHTML = this.value + ' tsp.';"> lbs total potatoes</span>
- <span>Yukon Golds: </span><span id="golds">2 lbs</span>
- <span>Russets: </span><span id="russets">2 lbs</span>
- <span>Unsalted butter: </span><span id="butter">2 sticks</span>
- <span>Milk: </span><span id="milk">1 cup</span>
- <span>Heavy cream: </span><span id="hcream">0.5 cups</span>
- <span>Kosher salt: </span><span id="salt"><b>4 tsp.</b></span> (at least)
- White pepper to taste
Directions
Mashed Potatoes
- <span>notes:<ul><li>peeled potatoes must be stored in cold water</li><li>once peeled and cut, potatoes store well in fridge overnight (in water)</li><li>save some cream mixture for rejuvenation before serving</li>
- Peel russets entirely and yukons lazily (leave ~1/4 of the peel)
- halve yukons, match size for russets
- start them in (fresh) cold water and bring to boil
- salt the water as if for pasta
- once boiling, bring to simmer so they don't move
- combine and heat the butter and cream
- cook until they fall off a paring knife easily
- after draining, bring back on low heat to evaporate water
- mix and mash, adding cream mixture ~10% at a time